Well, is everyone missing Roo/Tania/small perversions?

I know I am and so apparently were the spam viagra/gay porn/resume writing/other herbal goodies to increase penis size as I just realized there were some 50 comments splattered about from these various ad posters.

So, I have deleted all and all is good and IP bans have been put into place and Small Perversions is now only being invaded by me, the management of pluck the petal.

I'll just bet she's having a fantabulous time in Spain! lucky girl!

by blackdaisies

Well, shortly I am off to Spain. Yes, the cherubs emailed - as you can see from the comments on the last post, dear Marie was on a vacation of her own.

I am missing transitional meetings for the GSA and one paper still has to be completed - what better place to do more research on Borges than Spain? - but am looking forward to spending time with people I adore. Marie and David are excellent folk. And truthfully, since the GSA doesn't start paying me until May, I can't see how I'm legally obliged to attend these meetings.

I sadly did not shake the belly last night. I chose to be mature and work on school stuff - it just would have been too hectic with the rehearsal and the performance and packing and returning library books and finishing papers etc. I was sorely disappointed, but Pickle let me dress up and do the dance for him and he clapped and everything so I feel better. My apartment is not exactly conducive to big turn moves though. I'm sure Kanga will have pictures up of her own fab performance and I can't wait to see them!

I will blog as soon as humanly possible so you all know I haven't been blown to kingdom come :)

Sorry folks, but I am one of those people who hates forwarded emails - you know the emails that circle around and I end up getting three or four times from different people - I just delete them. However, I always read K-Lo's because she has yet to disappoint me in her choices. Today she sent me some of the worst jokes I've ever seen in print.

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common? " "It's not unusual."

And ages ago she sent me some double entendres from British TV, my favourite of which was:

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches
you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the
crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

So I'd like to say thank you to K-Lo for being the prime email forwarder.

No response from the Cherubs in Spain yet. But Friday is Good Friday so they'll surely have a day off to email me right? Right.

"This time, the group warned it would turn Spain “into an inferno” unless the country withdrew its support for the United States and pulled Spanish troops from Iraq and Afghanistan, ABC said.

“If these demands are not met, we will declare war on you and ... convert your country into an inferno and your blood will flow like rivers,” the letter said.

It gave Sunday, April 4, as the deadline for compliance."
-Globe and Mail

To go to Spain or not to go to Spain, that is the question. I cannot find any info declaring whether or not Spain has pulled out of Iraq - Marie if you could give me some info I would greatly appreciate it. I notice you have not responded to my emails - are you still in Spain?
If they haven't pulled out, I think I'm going to be very glad I got cancellation insurance on these tickets as Sevilla is having its Feria (big fair) in April, and I bet it would be the perfect party type situation to bomb.

But I'm trying to hold out hope - maybe they were smart and pulled out. Glad that the newspaper just gives you the fear factor and then doesn't tell you if it's been resolved or not. Stupid media. The new prime minister promised they would pull out, but yet there were bombings and shoot outs in Madrid this Sunday so I don't know if this is too little too late. And I don't want to overreact due to media, but Spain does not seem like the safest place. In fact, maybe I'll just head to France or stay in good ol' Canada this summer - smart people live in these countries.

My mother in law has left the building!

Actually, I got it right this time. I only spent a few hours with both her and Pickle and it was a fairly unstressed visit. The tension was not built up to feverish levels, but then Pickle didn't spend much time with her either.

Creamy Catherine let me stay at her place all Saturday while both of us worked (mom-in-law had a paper to write so I was kicked from my computer) and she made me tasty morsels all day. What a doll.

We both then headed to the sex party, which was fabulous. I have marked many things to buy when I start making money. We girls got rather silly, which has not been done in quite some time (at least, I haven't been silly in quite some time) and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Forget circle jerking, it's all about circle nipple blowing! A big thank you to Kanga for being such a good hostess.

Work work work. Must get back to it.

Whew, thinking about me pantless even gets me hot.
We shall see what pics people take. I don't have the digital camera, Kanga does, and she's generally one sneaky bird so you could all get your wish.

Just wanted to say that Cyrano de Bergerac is still on for 2 more nights (tonight and Saturday). I went and saw it Wednesday and it was fab. I cried. The beginning was a little weird as it opens with the supporting cast, who hasn't quite gotten the patter of poetic speech, but the main actors are extremely good, including my Pickle who has the pompous, good looking, idiot who wants into a girls pants part down - who knew? Cyrano is played magnificently. It's well worth the money.

As I've mentioned, life is a little hectic right now. I look forward to the sex party on Saturday girls! For now, it's off to do some reading.

Oh and I saw Kanga suggestively wiggle through her dance routine last night, Duke better get the drool cup ready.