I can't seem to get back in the swing of the blogging thing lately. I think it's because I haven't been dancing as much, which just slows me down spirit-wise. I'm not taking as many classes because I can't afford to right now, but it's sorta killing me. On the bright side, there have been workshops, the one this Sunday was filled with monk-inspired excercises that made me very very tired.

So I thought and thought about what would make me want to write, and of course, sex popped into my brain. I thought perhaps people might want to get their rocks off today, spring is in the air! Really this blog has not been very perverted of late, so here I will provide you with a link to the most fabulous online erotica idea I've seen:

Choose your own adventure porn!

Yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen, the kinktastic and humourous Poshcat decided to put up a choose your own adventure fanfic, and it's not even just slash, you can choose the spuffy (spike/buffy) options so you don't have to deal with the man on man action, should you be one of those freaky people that doesn't like to envision two hot men having sex. So, if you feel like reading a little something today while waiting to get out of your offices/homes and into the warm weather, check out the Choose Your Own Porny Adventure

And because I know not as many of you will check out the Spander stuff, I have to include this chucklesome passage from the threesome scene where Xander is getting the attention:

"And what makes you think I know anything about bums?" Spike asked in mock disgust. Buffy didn't answer - she must have been giving Spike a Look. Spike laughed. "Fine. What do you want to know?"

"How many fingers would I use?" She was getting excited all over again. Every pulse point in Xander's body was pounding.

"Let me take a look at your hand? Mm, pretty small...all of them."

"What! But how?"

"Here, pretend your hand is a puppet. Make it into a pointy-faced bloke. Yes, right, you're making him talk. God help us. But he doesn't want to talk right now, he wants to fuck Xander up the ass. Just put him in nose-first and keep on going."

Sidenote - Poshcat's other fiction is also pretty hot, her Spike/Dawn thing is unrealistic but really hot. If you like that sort of thing. And I love the ending.

And for my cherubs, I have to give you something because I love you and also because the quote from Marie about "In the Days of Whore" is the #1 google search that leads strangers to my blog so she is cause for some of the success of this blog. Apparently everyone wants to be in the know about this leper/viking porn movie.

So, because I know you have mismatched fandoms, here's a treat that you might not have found: Joss Whedon's Pride and Prejudice (Warning: I have not read this and have no idea if it's any good, or if it's even that porny, but just wanted to prove that the internet can feed any fetish)

Still looking for the Jane Austen/Star Trek crossover for you, but the only thing I found was non-kink If Jane Austen Wrote Star Trek.

If anyone else I know wants to email me their show fetish, I'm very good at finding erotica about all sorts of stuff. You could call me Wee Yin: Amateur Porn Detective.