The following was just one of the many amusing paragraphs in a spam email we got at work today with the subject line "collusion parka." What followed in said parka email was some stock info and then what I can only assume is some very odd medical erotica.

A gentleman always obeyed the rules and said the correct things and made life easier for a lady. I wish he'd bring in more hospital supplies and less hoop skirts and lace. How closely women clutch the very chains that bind them!

Sometimes life is just too funny.

Thanks to the Pixie-Geeks who again let me hang with them. A finer, more non-judgmental group of people I have yet to meet in life. Rollerskating was a blast, though I am suffering today in extreme soreness.