Is it any wonder I like the old man when he writes me stories and pretends our wee romance is a movie to be reviewed?

What the critics are saying about Paul and Tania

Richard Roeper says " I don't buy it for a minute. You know she's reading those emails in an apartment filled with other gypsies with wild violin in the background. At another table sits a table of swarthy men in bandannas smoking and playing cards saying "ok go for the money already". One of her friends removes the gin bottle long enough from her face to say "hold on, we first want to post this to Deluded Old Man On a String blog...."

Roger Ebert says "I wanted to believe it but c'mon. You know this is something he does everytime. A few meals, a little writing...he probably finds old letters and just changes the name...I bet you a hundred dollars two weeks from now he's onto someone else. Young girls are suckers for a little sweet talk and he's just a guy who can't handle people who might just see him for what he is.....pathetic."

Leonard Maltin says " I loved the idea. Can't wait to see where this goes. I just didn't believe the two main actors. Another one of those Hollywood older leading man and ingenue deals. And who drew up these character backstories....voice over on Czech porn films?
Give me a break. But if you turn off your brain you might have a few laughs."